pony

tommyinnit and philzaminecraft old man

- mayatheplant

"Phil I want a pony for Christmas."
"I don't care about that, we're gonna die."

by maya yuh June 04, 2021

pony

A latin based word now defined as a slur to describe someone that is of a short stature.

Look at that dude, I'd be embarrassed to be a pony like him.

by TheOnlineGexMaster July 15, 2024

pony

Definition 1: A type of horse that is on almost every little girl's christmas and/or birthday list, mainly due to the success of the show My Little Pony, but is almost never actually bought by the parents unless they're filthy rich.

Definition 2: A hit song from 1996 by R&B singer Ginuwine that is responsible for about 75% of the babies born in 1997.

1. Little girl: I want a pony for Christmas!
2. Ginuwine: if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony!

by Don't do drugs kids November 17, 2017

Pony

Apex equine: more of a stud than a Stallion and able to take a dick better than any Mare

Damn that Tom rides like a pony

by DownUnder1979 October 05, 2022

Pony

The opposite of a War Horse; someone who is small, weak, or acting weak, foolish, booferish, etc.

Bro, don't be such a pony.

by KodyCarter August 26, 2019

Pony

The magical word used by an amazing friend to screw over one of her closest friends in Scrabble.

Also an inside joke between Home Chicken and Maroon.

Look what I got for your birthday, Homer. A Pony (sarcasm). A fucking Pony. 😁🐎

by PoolPlayingPony August 02, 2019

pony

Someone who lacks social spine, or, someone who tries to act out against the rest of the group. someone who is a general annoyance.

"Cruz, you're a fucking pony."

by devon9998 September 04, 2022