stinky pirate

before you're about to cum you yell "THAR SHE BLOWS" and stick it in her ass

We were having sex last night and to end it I did the stinky pirate

by Poog Toog January 18, 2022

Pirate Lord

A short goblin from math class

Oh, you’re such a pirate lord

by Łukasz November 21, 2021

crack pirate

When a crack dealer owns everything in your house and sets up shop in it. To Take over all your possessions in exchange for crack.

Man Bills got a problem. He lost all his shit to crack pirates. They got all his shit.

by Chief rain maker July 15, 2014

Painty the Pirate

The pirate painting from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Little kid 1: Hey you know that pirate painting guy from Spongebob?
Little kid 2: Yeah, What about it?
Little kid 1: His actual name is Painty The Pirate.
Little kid 2: Holy crap I never knew that!!

by CyndaChu February 2, 2019

Alabama pirate

A chick who steals other girls panties while the other girls boyfriend is wearing them.

Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissedhe let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..

by Whosthedirtysavior October 2, 2022

angry pirate

When you bust a nut in a girls eye and then she jumps up holding her eye then you kick her in the the shin and she jumps on one leg screaming aaarrrgggg

I wanted rid of the girl so I gave her an angry pirate.

by bigjohnsdef August 20, 2016

Fling pirate

getting revenge on your friends by pissing your mark on their carpet and eating all their food

guy 1: dude i think tim came to my house and pulled a fling pirate

guy 2: what a dick

by W00fomatic November 9, 2009