penguin 5 5 5 5

to misconstrue, to lie

I penguin 5 5 5 5'ed my GF and told her I was going to play basketball, when in fact I was going to the titty bar.

by hesatool February 9, 2003

Penguin

What happens after a ping-pong ball goes threw puberty and is no longer bouncable.

Damn it my favorite ball just went penguin.

by TayCoth February 6, 2003

Penguin

A tall, long neck migratory bird with huge wing spans who, will turn pink if it ingests krill through a large black hooked beak. They also live in tropical regions.

The penguins in the Everglades are just beautiful.

by fistfuck October 3, 2008

Penguin

Something that has wings but does not fly, specificly a UAV sensor operator

Guy #1: WOAH! You got a flight suit & wings!You must fly! What's your job!?
Guy #2: I'm a UAV Sensor Operator!
Guy #1: Get out of here you Penguin.

by HollowLog December 13, 2010

non-penguinish

something that looks unlike a penguin (i.e a computer animated one on an amusing but horribly fake short film)

'that penguin isnt real'
'yes, it is a bit non-penguinish, isn't it?'

by tom wilding March 16, 2004

Penguin

a type of rare turkish pasta generally found in ireland, served with a heavy cream sauce made with butter and asparagus

im making penguins tonight honey, so keep the fire extinguisher on hand

by pancho boy squared April 25, 2003

Fat penguin

You use the word fat penguin when someone breaks the awkward silence.

everyone: ...*silence*...
John: errrr so...
You: FAT PENGUIN!

by ishagardener February 23, 2011