perfect game

When you take a dump, wipe once, check toilet paper and nothing is there except clean white paper.
Me: Yo Jesse, i just got off the toilet and feel great
Jesse: how come?
Me: Because I threw a perfect game!
by Beamen November 09, 2007
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perfect boy

An urban myth or folk tale, made up by lonely, heartbroken girls to keep their lives worth living. He is non-existent, a fantasy. Yet many still continue to search for him, with no luck. There is no 'perfect', only 'fake' and 'lying'.
I've been searching for my perfect boy for so long now... I'm starting to think he's not real.
by gypsieprincess February 13, 2011
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perfect crime

A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.
GHB and a Nixon mask, ahh the perfect crime! Good Luck testifying cupcake!
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
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The Perfect Catch

Not to be confused with "the one"
A bf/gf you love
and will not marry or stay with forever...
Reece and Kelsey, two teenagers, were in love and lust.
Obviously,
although kelsey thought they were going to get married one day
they were not meant to be forever.
That, is the perfect catch.
Catch the love, let it go, pass it on, let it show ;)
by Jay and Sessica August 28, 2009
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Perfect Teeth

Someone who's teeth are incredibly white and perfectly straight. Mostly seen are famous actors, such as Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise.
"Oh my god, Brad Pitt has perfect teeth"
"Someday, I want perfect teeth like Tom Cruise.
by James Raphael, MBA December 25, 2011
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perfect call

When the US President bribes a foreign leader for his own personal gain.
Did you read the transcript, it was a perfect call!
by Harry Connick Jr December 19, 2019
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past perfect

The attribute of material being actual because it has a non-discrete beginning and a discrete end.
The past perfect attribute of material stipulates that there is no present or material is in the near-past.
by sandraxine September 18, 2018
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