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Croydon Pencil Sharpener

The act of a woman using her teeth to carve a man’s penis.
Girl Ever heard of a Croydon Pencil Sharpener babe?
Boy Nope, show me!
Boy OUCH! FUCK!
by kats067 March 11, 2026
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Angolan Pencil Case

When one takes a shit into a female's vagina, and then stitches her back up.
"Bro, I gave Sabrina Carpenter an Angolan Pencil Case! She loved it!"
by Sticknam November 21, 2025
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Miami Pencil Shaving

A Miami Pencil Shaving is the act of shaving of ones foreskin with a pencil sharpener and forcefully shoving the shaved foreskin down your partners throat as you feed them your smegma.
Michael: Hows your love life?

James: It’s amazing! My wife let me do a Miami Pencil Shaving with her!
by Kennedy Diaz January 9, 2026
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no lead in their pencil

A slang comment relating to cowardly people, those with no backbone, lacking courage or character. It also means the inability to gain an erection during sex.
'Ironically the French terrorists who attacked Charlie Hebdo had no lead in their pencils. Also, it is rumoured that they had no lead in their pencils'
by ZJ3EF January 8, 2015
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Sharpen the Pencil

Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience
by Turtlepie November 29, 2016
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Got me on pending

When bae blocks you on Snapchat, your snaps appear as pending...
Yo, I sent you a snap but you got me on pending...sup with dat?
by Fffffrrrrrdddyyyy May 12, 2018
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On the number 2 pencil

For all of you ho's testing
On the number 2 pencil for all of you ho's testing. Basically if you want to test me I have the Lead for you
by Love number 1 period April 28, 2019
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