Peach

The worst fucking fruit ever. They aren't even allowed for the whole world to eat and they look like ass. They literally looo like ass

Do you want your christian kids to eat a demonic fruit that symbolizes a sexual part of the body? NO

Worst of all, peaches went to jail, fuck that bitch. She should go to hell

Peaches arent even pretty, all those drawings of peaches ARE ALL TOO CUTESIFIED PEACHES ARENT EVEN PINK WTF AT LEAST MANGOES ARE YELLOW AND ORANGE IN ILLUSTRATIONS MANGOES ARE BETTER MANGOES ARE BETTER FUCK PEACHES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES

God: Hey, peaches are like, the worst fruit to ever exist

Satan: Yeah they are lmao

by Factsandmoreaccuratefacts September 18, 2020

Peach

NORTH AMERICAN
Noun
1. a unit of measurement typically of weight equal to a microscopic organism
2. a unit of measurement of volume generally equal to or less than a molecule

Adjective
3. Cocky; arrogant; conceited; egotistical

(Example 1)
Dude 1: Bro!!! I just bench pressed like 4 peaches!

Dude2: WOW bro...you’re weak as fuck!!!

(Example 2)
Dude 1: Bro!!! I’m always pulling bitches. I got bitches washing my clothes, cooking me food and grabbing things off the top shelf that I can’t reach.
Dude 2: Wow bro...you’re being a real peach.

by PeachyOh July 28, 2019

being peach

Similar to saying “I’m good”, you say you’re peach when someone accuses you of overreacting or being not chill

Your friend tells you to calm down when you’re actually being calm, ie when you’re being peach, you say “I’m peach”

by Youngzeezy December 9, 2017

le peach

name for a significant other(male), used to comfort each other

"you're are my le peach :star_eyes:" he said to his boyfriend

by hiyaluv September 24, 2020

peach eye

an especially attractive bulva

what a great peach eye

by Mr. Bawls February 8, 2024

peaches

fat ass rapist who hates charli damelio and she could sit on me and i would suffocate😀👍

“peaches is so ugly”

by fatpeach September 26, 2020

Peach

An amazing and gorgeous person. The bestest friend you can have. A very kind Person. You are lucky to have her as a friend. She will always have your back. No matter what happens she will always be with you. She is the most amazing, lovely, beautiful and cutest person and friend ever!

Peach is the most amazing friend ever!

by Don’t Worry, Be Hippie November 12, 2017