Panda Express

The home of severe diarrhea.

Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022

panda eyed twins

Sadiq Khan and Nigel lost at birth

panda eyed twins

by mrs tosser October 21, 2025

eat the panda

Going down on a female student at the University of Alberta.

Did you eat the panda last night?

by Albertapanda July 11, 2014

Panda Enemy

People who break or destroy headbands. If you break someone's headband pandas will never love you.

Girl #1: Oh my god! Nick broke my favorite headband.
Girl #2: He is most definitely a Panda Enemy now.

by pandashateyou October 16, 2010

Ass-panda

When a man jizzes on a black girls poopy butthole

"I gave Amanda an ass-panda last night. That girl is freaky"

by MrGameNuke September 27, 2017

Milking the Panda

When a woman grasps both a black dick and a white dick in a single hand and proceeds to stroke them together at once.

Yo, Jenny is up to milking the panda, you in with me bro?

by PandaMilker December 7, 2017

ranveer panda

bitch. ranveer panda is 5”4 but he has 4 feet energy. he never thinks and is always stupid

ranveer panda: sometimes i think
everyone: beats him up

by ranveerhater4lyf July 27, 2023