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past period

A phrase presumably used to mean "recent past." This is a phrase that has been around for a very long time (at least since the 1920's or 30's, probably longer) but is such an underwhelming turn of phrase that comes off as simultaneously pompous and pretentious, that in the year 2023 no one has yet bothered to even enter it into Wiktionary or any other online dictionary. So its time has come, and it is now being entered into one of the greatest dictionaries to grace humanity with its presence. :-)
Arnold Rimmer (character in the TV show Red Dwarf): "It happened in the past period."
Lister: "Past period!? Rimmer, English speakers don't speak like that."

Adapted from Red Dwarf episode "Balance of Power"
by Grammar Trotskyist May 15, 2023
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Period

period, more of period blood, the thing you get every month. Girls you know what I mean. I have the knowledge of a 7 year old kid. I ate my mothers blood, tasted so warm and refreshing, I thought it was my sippy cup.
Mom: Hey! What are you doing down there.

Kid: Licking your wart poosay to get that Period blood, cause I'm a vampire mommy!
by yourfruitymf December 7, 2022
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period

The phenomenon when your uterus don't get a sperm because your only 13.
*cough* BLOOD
*sneez* BLOOD
*laugh* BLOOD
*FUCKING DO ANYTHING* BLOOD FOR FUCKS SAKE BLOOD!
when on your period nicely remind your bf. if your lucky he'll get you chocolate and you get lots of hugs.
by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022
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Man Period

When you are so De-hydrated that your poo is solid. so solid that it cuts youre arsehole on the way out, causing bleeding similar to a period
i had a really bad "Man Period" last night
by TheFosillsSon December 23, 2022
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Periodic Collective

A secret word which people who have never felt the loving touch of a woman use to identify and communicate with each other. It means they have no rizz.
"Yo, Sally just said she's part of the periodic collective"
"Oh, that's obvious. She literally said she had a crush on Nick Wilde from zootopia a while back."
by skillabe December 24, 2022
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Period

It means awesome , gorgeous

Like if I'm sending my picture to someone she'll reply

Period sis ❤️
Like if I'm sending my picture to someone she'll reply

Period sis ❤️
by Ahmad IN January 10, 2023
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Period

The feeling of a creature with sword claws inside your stomach tearing your genitals apart as your vagina is bleeding satans waterfall as you have constant mood swings.
Bitch let my genitals go
Period:No bitch you haven’t had kids this is your punishment
by Bitchessayperiodt October 18, 2019
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