Patty wack

The act of jerking off using a burger patty wrapped around the penis.

I patty wacked for 47 minutes last night.

by Pattiewhacker September 8, 2019

pattos

What you call a friend or a person if they are retarded and stupid

Adam you’re a pattos

by anonymous March 26, 2021

chin patter

The sound that occurs form balls slapping against a chin, derived from the sodmization of Ruben Patterson's (of NBA fame) childrens' nanny.

Before I walked into the room I knew what was going on, I could hear the chin patter. So it was no suprise to see Ruben forcing his cock down her throat.

by talkshows_on_mute1984 February 21, 2005

dirty pattison

a terrible man whop finds unborn babies attrtactive whilst they're still preserved in the womb.

pregnant woman: omg get that man away from me he's masturbating over my ultrasound picture
Nurse: What a dirty pattison, james get back in bed

by Snipessss_09 June 17, 2009

john patterson

black man with a white inside (oreo) very fast and is "dating" an escaped gorilla from the zoo. (could be chewbacas "it")

i wish i wasnt such a john patterson.

by DD's December 11, 2009

Couch Patting

Couch Patting is when you are so munged out at a gig you pat the couch to get a girl to sit next you rather than string up a conversation. This Couch Patting has been coined by a young man named Arnold. He has perfected this couch patting in such way it has allowed him to spend an entire weekend with the coolest chicks around and has provided him with friend recommendations in Sydney.

Let's go to the Techno for some Couch Patting tonight!

I hope I get Couch Patted tonight!

by Nita81 October 17, 2011

Gigolo Pattern Baldness

When a man with prolific body hair shaves his pubes, and only his pubes leaving a hairless patch localized around his genitalia whilst remaining otherwise hirsute.

I shaved off my short-curlies, now it looks like I've got Gigolo Pattern Baldness!

by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013