pee your pants

The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009

poopy pants

The most offensive thing a kindergartner can say.

Kindergartner: Poopy pants! Poopy pants!
Teen: Fuck off.

by WonderedLamb256 August 12, 2018

Pants Pinky

An extremely small penis.

"I was sitting on his lap and I felt his pants pinky poke me."

by Thach master January 9, 2009

pantshittingly

Adjective; can be used to describe how drunk one got the night before.

I got pantshittingly drunk last night and woke up in the morning smelling like shit and shame.

by derebeker June 7, 2011

Pants money

An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.

"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"

by MedeaDemonblood August 25, 2011

packs fudge

1) A person who likes to go in the rear door. Not always a Gay Male, but it quite often is
2) A person who works at a desert shop could often fit this category.

Joe is a little out there, he works at a shop on the boardwalk and I 've been told he packs fudge, especially chocolate. He wants to do it every day.

by baycer2 July 5, 2016