bad own

a bad decision or a stupid move. Taking responsibility for something you did that was not a good choice. A mistake.

n. Your girlfriend is such a bad own.
v. (when you trip and fall) That stumble was a bad own.

by stefndave December 23, 2008

Boosting my own bottom

To give positive affirmation to one’s self. A phrase of encouragement or pride of one’s action being made or done.

A: Wow! You did this by yourself?
B: Yea! It looks so good man. Boosting my own bottom!

by foreheadcrew October 6, 2022

get dafuk ownes

Get Dafuk Ownes!= Get the Fuck On! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! YOU LYING! No Cap!

Typical reactions to a good ass story or breaking hood news!

Bruh!!! RayRay and JuJu just tried to rob the gas station and got locked inside and now the poepoez are on the way! GET DAFUK OWNES! I told them fools to get their money up but DYUM!!!Not like that!!!

by Musicismylifegang August 18, 2022

Own Cum

Own Cum - To masturbate and shoot a cumshot onto your face and/or in your own mouth.

My girlfriend caught me masturbating and as my punishment, she made me taste my own cum!

by Evo Zondo May 30, 2024

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

When ur literally that bored that u literally go out the homepage to copy and paste words into the search bar.

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There’s a goat gif at the bottom if ur still bored.

Or just copy “ All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!” again. Do whatever just stop doing stupid shit on urban Dictionary.

by Fatso fucker August 31, 2023

Get on with your own knitting

An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.

Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".

by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015