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An Open Book

A statement Chronic Cheating Pathological Liars with multiple personalities use to gain the trust of others professionally and romantically by giving the impression that they have nothing to hide in any chapter of their lives. They often use this reference right away on a first or second encounter to set the stage and lend credibility when things just aren't adding up down the road. They may busy covering up major amounts of bullshit they produce in every direction but if they have someone convinced they are an open book then it's smooth sailing until proven otherwise beyond a shadow of a doubt. To avoid any of this if you are ever in the presence of someone claiming to be a"an open book", kick then in the balls as hard as you can and abruptly leave them screaming in agony.
"You can ask me anything, for I am an open book"
by Thrives on non$en$e September 15, 2022
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open smith

Used to describe a large gaping asshole. Like that of Jada Smith when fucking Jaden Smith's friends while Will Smith watches.
Jada gave Will another Open Smith this weekend, and he loved it.
by Sequestered May 21, 2024
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Open Seating

When the bagpiper's skirt blew up, I could see his open seating.
by Queen of all Good Things July 28, 2009
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Open Eyed Blowjob

Originally pioneered in the foothills of Park City, Utah.

This occurs when you bring a girl back to your chalet and request a blowjob but with her eyes open.

If her eyes do not remain open start to finish, she will have to start over.
Me: Lauren, can we do a blowjob tonight I am tired.
Lauren: Sure, sounds fun!

Me: Pokes her in the head, "Hey, open your eyes. This is an open eyed activity (open eyed blowjob).

Similar to "Open your Ojos but that is south of the American boarder style."
by WorldStarTraveler March 17, 2025
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Open Face Parkdale Slider

When someone lunges their genitals onto someone's face in a sliding motion, usually involves sweat and welfare.

Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.
"After that dinner argument I took your mother into the side room and gave her an Open Face Parkdale slider."

"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."
by Kdiamondz April 7, 2013
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wide slam open

Full throttle. Full speed ahead. When a person is hyper, full of energy, and excited about everything.
That crazy dude at the party was wide slam open.
by caniacattack May 5, 2009
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NA open

When an NA player types "open" in all chat but nothing else changes.
"dude push they're open"

"nah man it's an NA open."
by ohwowjayme July 19, 2022
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