Post Officed

To blame or be blamed for something that was the short comings or mistake of others.

“I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”

by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024

office lightweight

A person in the office environment, who claims to put in 110% for the good of the office, can talk the talk, but struggles to walk the walk (or simply unable to achieve anything).

Peer response manifests as frustration or mocking of the said individual.

The Office Lightweight is usually a person from middle management.

Person A: "So I asked Kelvin for a day off, as my wife's in hospital. Bloody prick said no worries... my roster came out and had we working 25hrs that day....FFS"

Person B: "Yeah Kelvin is a real Office Lightweight. Next time just call in sick"

by The_Mannn September 15, 2019

office fridge

Demon hellscape on Earth filled with rotten fish and hummus that some poor unfortunate soul has to clean annually. Or it just rots and becomes sentient.

Travis left his fucking fishdick sandwich in the office fridge and now it's grown legs and is self-aware.

by Emmie The Spiteful January 2, 2018

first officer

When you are second in command to a legend who is the Captain but who very quickly realises that the first officer has total control

I sailed my boat as first officer before quickly becoming the captain

by J_gogo September 19, 2020

gnome office

a home office on a front lawn (or park).

Wow that crew out front has the gnome office situation on lock down.

by Ah Real Monsters May 9, 2015

Office Bunny

A person, typically a woman or feminine presenting, who is hired in an office enviroment solely based on their how pleasing appearance is rather then skill or effort.

It's so unfair Jenny got this job before us, everyone knows she's just the office bunny.

by Cinderblockets November 1, 2023

office smudge

The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.

Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.

by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017