by The lurk master May 23, 2014

by Jake from the office September 10, 2016

Corporate department with little to no regard for the well-being of their employees, who come and go quickly because of this. It stops being considered a River Office as soon as an employee lasts for longer than 1 month working there.
Tyrone: Damn, every time i go to Gamestop©️ they have an entirely new roster of employees
Jaquanda: Well I heard the boss beats them up on a daily basis and never actually pays salaries. No wonder it is a River Office
Jaquanda: Well I heard the boss beats them up on a daily basis and never actually pays salaries. No wonder it is a River Office
by Cajerardo April 7, 2021

Hot everyday woman wearing a white blouse, ideally tight, and pencil skirt with heels. Fringe and glasses are essential to complete the look.
by core_four November 18, 2018

Someone who, unless they're an imbecile, knows from experience where their taser is and where their gun is.
by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things.
What would you do if you had an office?
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

Of or pertaining to a cult run by the best geniuses (who are even smarter than spellcheck) and composed of the easily duped
"Have you paid to get your offical Trump card yet? He may have lost the election, but he'll always have my heart. And money."
by Good one Beth August 7, 2021
