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River Office

Corporate department with little to no regard for the well-being of their employees, who come and go quickly because of this. It stops being considered a River Office as soon as an employee lasts for longer than 1 month working there.
Tyrone: Damn, every time i go to Gamestop©️ they have an entirely new roster of employees

Jaquanda: Well I heard the boss beats them up on a daily basis and never actually pays salaries. No wonder it is a River Office
by Cajerardo April 7, 2021
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office grizzle

When your in an office and a dude comes by and he smells like pussy and coffee.
Dude John says that you came into work yesterday smelling like the office grizzle.
by The lurk master May 23, 2014
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Jake from the office

So awesome i just dont how awesome he is
Omg look its jake from the office.I've got to meet him.
by Jake from the office September 10, 2016
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office-ese

pronounced like other foreign languages - chinese, japanese, office-ese. pronounced - office "ease".

description - the cliche, usually trendy language spoken by corporate office / executive types to make themselves seem more intelligent / important than they are, or so busy, or just cool / "in the know" amongst their corporate world colleagues, etc.
examples of cliche words / phrases- Having said that, if you will, essentially, so to speak, others - dude, I wish I could help you, but i'm totally slammed / swamped / jammed. "Thank you / Thanks so much", although never spoken in a way that feels really sincere at all.

I wish she would stop speaking office-ese, she's so annoying.

OMG I really wish Brad would chill (stop) with the office-ese. It's totally annoying.
by optical1 March 11, 2011
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Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.
Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.
by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018
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Offical

Of or pertaining to a cult run by the best geniuses (who are even smarter than spellcheck) and composed of the easily duped
"Have you paid to get your offical Trump card yet? He may have lost the election, but he'll always have my heart. And money."
by Good one Beth August 7, 2021
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