sh'herd me now

To give oral sex

"Jessi wanted to sh'herd me now" after the party

by lildrift October 30, 2018

Spelling "'Payments'" It So Easy, That The Dictionary Is Now A Puzzle

Spelling "'Payments'" It So Easy, That The Dictionary Is Now A Puzzle

Spelling "'Payments'" It So Easy, That The Dictionary Is Now A Puzzle

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

tell me now!

The refrain of an adult with a child's level of patience.

"At some point maybe we can discuss it."
"No! Tell me now!"

by Monkey's Dad May 31, 2020

Juh now

"Juh now (or just now)" means to tell someone to wait for a while. Same expression as "in a minute, wait (a minute)!, hold on (a minute)!, hol' up (deh)!, etc

1) Johnson, can you get me a glass of water please?
2) Juh now, juh now, I busy on the call wid someone (Wait, wait, I am busy. I'm on the phone (with someone))

1) Oye, call mate deh for me!
2) Just now! (Wait for a while!)

by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) March 31, 2024

Are you serious right now?

Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker

*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?

by The Undernot July 31, 2023

Now, a mf like me

When you are going to say something that the majority of whomever you are talking too, will disagree with.

*super straight guys* "smash or pass james charles, i would never smash"
*Me* "Now, a mf like me."
"bruh you gay asl"

by Paven av Keegistan August 3, 2022

Now that it affects the YouTube freaks

NOOOOOW it's a problem!

Hym "Now that it affects the YouTube freaks it's a BIG PROBLEM and we gotta do something, QUICK! Right? Because they sat there while my brain was being eaten by an infection but NOW... THEY might die early. ME die early? Fine. THEY die early? It's a really big problem and we need the politicians to do something about it immediately or the YouTube retards are going to die! Ooooh noooo!"

by Hym Iam September 15, 2025