ez now

1. Just ez now, yeah dw about it - we ball

2. Used as a sarcastic expression of shock or horror
1. “Hey can you pass me that bass?” “of course man ez now”

2. “Holy shit Marcus, all of my limbs have been ripped off in a freak accident” - “ez now lad”
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I'm Available Now

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.
"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."
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Spelling "'Payments'" It So Easy, That The Dictionary Are Now A Puzzle Piece
Spelling "'Payments'" It So Easy, That The Dictionary Are Now A Puzzle Piece
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In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.
Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”
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totally bored right now

You know I am too. BORED. but if you think you aren't bored and you are just curious to find out what's in the dictionary, you must be REALLY FLIPPING BORED!
Jenny: I'm curious what is in here!
Bob: sorry you're totally bored right now
Jenney: HUH?!
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