E-dad

Someone online (whether a streamer or a friend) who is considered to be a father figure, the individual is usually a male.

"I like texting my E-dad, they make me feel loved."

by imaginemuffins January 4, 2023

Ken’s dad

Gone to the gas station to get milk

Hey mom dad pulled a ken’s dad

by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020

Fuck their dads

To assert dominance and show force.

The Puckers really fucked their dads in that game last night.

Show them who is boss and just fuck their dads.

by Dandrew November 29, 2021

dad mag

A woman who attracts men (younger or older) with children.

This is the 3rd guy that you’ve met who has children, girl, you’re a dad mag

by Dad Mag October 11, 2019

dad meme

It's a meme that you have with your dad, or family in general

When I was a kid, I always put my head in the stair case, and my dad took picture of it, so that is now a dad meme

by Lauko October 16, 2023

Deadbeat Dad

Octavio Maldonado aka "sperm donor"

Deadbeat dads are a waste of space.

by Princesspandaxbear June 19, 2017

Dad Deal

A deal or a bargain only a dad would find in a hardware or home improvement store, such as Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Such deals include power tools 90% off, or lumber to build that deck in the yard for 75% off.

Dad 1: hey Jimmy! Did you see the Dad Deal they had in isle 6 next to the cordless drills? 60% off Milwalkie 3/8th drive 18v cordless impact gun!

Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner

Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.

by Johnnybertone June 25, 2014