Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...
Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2025
Get the Why do I find it funny?mug. 1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.
"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"
"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide
"how's meadow road?"
"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide
by subway572572 September 28, 2023
Get the no one thinks you're funnymug. by Jtaisthatguy September 9, 2023
Get the Something funny manmug. Funni Which Is Known As Mrmrpizza Has Returned With Over 143K Subs and Highly Funny He'll Never Change His Name Back So Don't Ask Why His Name Is Funni Just Watch His Videos :D
"Hey!!! Have You Watched Mrmrpizza?" "You Mean Funni? Yes I Have, XD Wonderful Art Form Of Short Style YTP'S."
by septic777 March 16, 2022
Get the Funnimug. “I feel that rso funny gummy starting to kick in. That thing’s gonna put me on my ass here in a minute.”
by Sonny_Jim March 19, 2024
Get the funny gummymug. by JustAMich December 21, 2020
Get the The Funnymug. by Manofthememes November 5, 2021
Get the Among us funnymug.