slow moving buffalo

A chick that nobody hits on at a bar or a club and ends up lingering around the bar at 2:15am while security is asking you to finish your drinks and leave.

Carlos was hitting on a slow moving buffalo while Sergio was paying for valet parking

by marionetos June 01, 2010

Smooth Move, Ajax

When someone makes a bad or awkward decision (move).

“Smooth move” - Sarcasm. The move was indeed, not smooth

“Ajax”- Ajax is a rough cleaner, similar to comet. This part is more metaphorically literal, because it is comparing the target’s actions to one of the roughest household items

Person 1: Look how fast I can run!
*slips on a wet spot in the hallway*
Person 2: Smooth move, Ajax

by February 05, 2021

Total Wolverine Move

Business jargon for a low-ball counter offer; typically used in jest after recovering from sticker shock. Usage began in late March 2010 in North Texas.

"They are asking for $10,000."

"Will they go for $100?"

"Dude, that's a total wolverine move you just pulled."

Also: "Dude, you don't have to go all "wolverine" on us."

by TheNewWolverine March 31, 2010

Move it like Beyoncé

A very cheeky request that you make to your gorgeous girlfriend, in order to get her to Twerk for you, to get your mojo working. I say this to my girl all the time, when she and I are alone together.

"Move it like Beyoncé, babygirl!"

by Joe_Schmuck February 05, 2017

Fronting a move

Ghetto people use this, (ghetto talk)

“ Sharkiesha why you always fronting a move don't do me”

by Kebla November 02, 2017

Jimmy's favorite move

This is a move when you take a penzer, and put it in the vagizar, and you move it strenously.

Rebecca, do want to do jimmy's favorite move?

Today class, ( of freshmen), we will look at a diagram of jimmy's favorite move. Notice the lines here and there.

Today I used a stoogie to do jimmy's favorite move.

by Jimmy'sboyfriend515 June 24, 2009

dick move

Leaving an upset and/or emotional female with nothing but a flash of your penis.

Chad: "Yeah dude, she was just crying in her room for an hour and a half, I couldn't deal with that shit."
Jason: "Damn bro, what did you do?"
Chad: "I just gave her the ol' dick move and left."

by dsles December 10, 2009