Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode

A man ejaculates into a persons asshole then before sucking the jizzout with a straw he adds a scoop of ice cream at the top of the ass crack that will slowly melt down towards the asshole.

Wanna try the Shrimp Boat Captain a la mode? Trust me and bring some ice cream.

by Dum Dum’s and Am&m’s October 1, 2019

Battle Mode

The process of putting all the windscreen wipers up right on a car.

Done, generally, to someone in your social group over and over again until they find out it's you.

You stop when they start to get annoyed and then do it once a month or so, so the joke does not die.

Person 1: Oh, look its XXX's car
Person 2: We'll have to put it in Battle Mode
*Person 1 and 2 put XXXs car's windscreen wipers up*

by Fork in the Road May 9, 2009

Tank Mode

When in emotional pain you dont show any emotion until you are over the situation,

John: She just broke up with me dude...
Mike: Dude that sucks, I'm sorry.
John: Yeah, I'm going into Tank Mode

by Willrodg January 30, 2010

Sage mode

The moment late into a night of partying when all of the drugs and alcohol you've consumed cancel each other out and you're walking around 15 beers deep cold sober.

Meagan - Oh my god, did Squidface just give life saving CPR to the guy he just saved from drowning in that massive whirlpool? I just saw him do, like, a 20 minute keg stand. He's incredible!

Stacy - I always feel safe when he and Du-Z come to the party. They're always the first to go all Sage Mode when shit gets out of hand.

by Baked Brit August 27, 2013

Gaming Mode

The term used when you are in a mental state which resolves around gaming. The modes are as following.

PWNAGE:
The state where you can mentally take on the world. True or not to your skill you still believe you can.

Meh:
Normally after getting either D/C half way through a game or get stood up.

PWNED:
Usually after you get the shit whooped out of you but you still feel like you want to blame someone or something (my team mate let me down). This mode is felt by 99.999999999992% of all noobs who still think that its never their fault they suck ass.

Defeated:
When you know you got taken to school and can admit it. A most graceful defeat often felt by those who can give and take a good shit-kicking.

PWNAGE:

"BRING EM ON, YA SLAGS!"

Meh:

"dude, they bailed on me, that sucks ass....meh"
"I'm gonna add this gaming mode to urban dictionary"

PWNED:

Pwner: "Admit it, you got pwned...simple as"
Pwned: "nah it was my mouse, it spazzed on me"
Pwner: "pfffft...whatever noob"

Defeated:

"I GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT MAN!!"

by nixon-X May 20, 2007

clemens-mode

When someone gets extremely mad, and they take it to another level, like when Hulk Hogan would hulk up in a wreslting match. In this mode, the person is likely to throw things, yell, and do other things that normal rational people would not.

Jared went into clemens-mode on that kid who didn't bring him food after he told him he wanted some, yelling at him and looking like he was going to kill him.

Edgar went into clemens-mode after that man ran over his foot with his car.

by SpyderXTX March 1, 2009

Inception mode

a. To be so blacked out drunk one evening and not be able to distinguish dreaming and drunken reality on the subsequent morning.

Vaughn: "Dude, Tyler What did you do last night?"

Tyler: "I got fucked up last night but I don't remember the second half of the night."

Vaughn: "Yeah you're definitely in inception mode today man."

by Brook's Brother July 23, 2010