On the Road Mode

You might be moded this way if you are on a road trip with one or several close companions, especially if the road trip is totally aimless, the destinations improvisational and spontaneous, and you have no solid long-term plans for the future whatsoever; helps too if you are a messed up poet or author and you are going around the country to stay at the homes of other messed up poets and authors. (Especially potent if you are driving from a long distance to Texas, New Orleans, or San Francisco).

Went On the Road Mode last month. Went up to San Francisco and crashed in Daly City with my big sis. She's a painter. We arrived at midnight, and had a coffee with her once we got in before going to bed at around 5am. Next day we took a bunch of LSD and wandered around the Beat Museum over on Telegraph Hill. Then we crashed with some UC Berkeley friends on Telegraph Ave, where we did some benzedrine before going to bed at around 5am.

Friends and I just drove up to Buffalo randomly for the weekend to see our friends at SUNY Buffalo. Wasn't that much of a road trip but since we went for no reason and were eating at rest stops and stuff it was On the Road Mode a couple times.

by writerslifetips April 19, 2021

Airplane Mode

The shittiest of all the shitty movies ever made, which stars Logan Paul. It will make you want to die after attempting to watch it on YouTube for free.

Person 1: Airplane Mode makes Emoji Movie and Cats (2019) look like a masterpiece.
Person 2: I agree.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 December 22, 2020

Weekend mode

The act of wearing hawiian shirts, BBQIng, listening to 80s retro music and drink beer until you pass out outside into the night. Must occur on a Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.

George was in full weekend mode on Saturday night.

by Beergogs June 2, 2015

Sick Mode

A lower functioning state that a person goes into when they are sick. The state of being ill and feeling awful. It's the opposite of being in the zone. Coughing, sneezing, headache, running nose, stuffiness, or just generally feeling like grim death can constitute being in Sick Mode. Family, friends, and co-workers are expected to be understanding and give the person in Sick Mode a break because at some point everybody has been in Sick Mode.

John: I'm can't come to work today. I'm in Sick Mode.
Boss: Alright, feel better.

Kate: Honey, can you take care of the kids today. I'm in Sick Mode.
Jack: Okay. Just stay in bed and rest up. I've got this.

by MadMan50 February 20, 2011

Bueller mode

The status of a computer that is running extremely slowly. A term used when a computer will not respond to commands. This is a reference to the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off, when Ferris' teacher (played by Ben Stein) says his name during role call:"Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"

It took forever for my computer to do anything this morning. It was in Bueller mode.

by spurtd21 February 18, 2011

Sicko Mode

When you get a second coffee for the day in the afternoon.

Hey Elise, care for a sicko mode?

by SickoWalt September 10, 2019

boner mode

When you see a nice ass & or hot girl at a party & your dick instantly becomes a boner, & you have to fuck that chick at some point that night, you now have no control over your dick

Freddy:"what happen last night at that party, you chased this fine ass chick and disappeared. Jason:"Well soon as I saw her my dick instantly went into Boner Mode, and my mind went blank after that. Apparently I fucked that chick." Freddy: "ya... when your dick goes into Boner Mode you're done for, your dick does what it wants and controls you."

by Average_joe420 March 20, 2016