Minecraft Weed

Only the freshest of grasses with highly enjoyable fumes when smoked with that pixel based roll of paper

"Sir how many thousands for that Minecraft Weed roll" , {50k my good man} "oh gee only 50k$ for 5g thats very cheap"
look at the price

by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022

In Minecraft

The legal version of "no homo". If you put this after anything illegal, it will let the feds know that there is nothing to worry about, as you are just explaining what you're doing in a video game.

Just laced a bunch of vapes with fentanyl and sold them to middle schoolers....

In Minecraft

by ninezy October 20, 2023

Minecraft

Minecraft is basically a cool game filled with squares. Let me guess, you watch Dream SMP.

“So you playing Minecraft?”
“...”

“I like ya cut g”
*eternal screaming*

by Arctis January 31, 2021

Minecraft

The act of digging in a woman's vagina and crafting a child

You: Holy shit man, i just used the Minecraft technique today, shit was crazy

Your friend: Damn, seriously? Wish i got as many bitches as you dawg..

You: Why get bitches when you can become the bitch?

Your friend: You're telling me i should get Minecrafted?

You: Hell yeah

by LilRapNameHere23 June 6, 2022

Minecrafted

It is when Allah kills your wife for flashing your nutsacks at him

Guy: *Flashes his nutsacks at Allah*
*Gets Minecrafted*
Guy: Fuck

by baskinballs October 16, 2021

Minecraft

A game played and enjoyed by people of all age groups, its utility serves purposes no matter how based or cringe they are, it is a timeless classic of a game

Q: Have you heard of the Youtuber Dream who plays Minecraft?

A: The same one whose fanbase is filled with the most deranged children on the planet? Yes, I have heard of him.

by The Based Librarian December 19, 2022

Minecraft

Something I would like to do with you

"Hey Thomas wanna play Minecraft?" "hell yeah!"

by anonymous May 25, 2022