Midlife Mile‑Club

A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.

“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"

by Does it Dirty June 09, 2025

Miles Edgeworth

A raging homosexual who is definitely married to Phoenix Wright- oh and he's also a prosecutor ig

Phoenix: Miles Edgeworth is my husband!

by (Travis)ty March 28, 2024

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 26, 2022

fein mile

taking a blinker and running for as long as possible

i’m so winded after my fein mile

by amandaahrens February 03, 2024

fein mile

The act of consuming large quantities of marijuana then embarking on a run (at-least one mile)

Levi ripped the bong, put on his shoes, and got his stop clock ready to set a new personal best for his fein mile

by White_lightning69 February 01, 2024

Fein mile

The act of taking a blinker then running for as long as u can.

“ I just took a fein mile and my lungs are killing me “

by Rumpus b February 12, 2024

Fein Mile

When you hit a blinker on a dab pen and run as far as you can without stopping.

Person 1: “Bro i just hit a blinker”
Person 2: “you should try to run a fein mile”
Person 1: “ight bet,” *runs for 20 seconds*

by BruteJeans January 09, 2024