merking

To creep around a bar hitting on women in a sketchy manner

I was merking on so many broads last night

by Merking on Broads April 16, 2008

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MAKIN' OUT WITH SOME BOY

Usually written in all caps for maximum effect, this is a smug declaration of quasi-random physical affection with someone of the male gender. May result from HEE HEE PET PET and lead to chin-chap and/or BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED.

Dakota smiled lazily and announced to her friend, "My lips are chapped... from MAKIN' OUT WITH SOME BOY last night!"

by Jess Park February 22, 2004

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making a little debbie deposit

The act of taking a big old duma-rama!

Wooo I shouldn't have eaten that chinese food! I gotta make a little debbie deposit!

by stephanie September 14, 2004

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Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.

"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire

by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011

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meaning of life

"What is The meaning of life" is what people who are really depressed ask, while happy people really don't care. Basically the meaning of life is that God was sitting up in heaven and got bored with robot angels that did his every command and wanted people that would love him out of choice... so waaa-llaaa! God made himself a family

Depressed Person: What is the meaning of life? Cuz mine sucks.

by Jazzy March 27, 2004

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