The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someone’s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time
by DroolyAkaFarmerJohn March 26, 2023

by MorganY679 June 27, 2016

A law made by people, by humans just like every other human that wears a mask. A new way to try and lock someone up, just like trespassing laws are an older way of trying to lock someone up. It's not a good way for a business to do business, though it is a good way for a business to keep a few people from doing business there. That is, if it is just business, and it's not personal. If it is still just for a business to keep their Bill's paid, and nothing else.
The mask law was a new way to try and run a few people off, besides that masks reduced virus transmissions by, in the medical professionals and scientists own words, single digit percentages. There was essentially no good reason to lock somebody up for not having a mask on.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

In 2020, ARI JOGIEL designed and manufactured 'The Vanguard Mask" to protect our fearless front-liners.
More than 25,000 Vanguards have been donated so far.
More than 25,000 Vanguards have been donated so far.
- "hey bro, did you see Freddy is looking like Batman lately".
- "yes, he is rocking "The Vanguard Mask" by ARI JOGIEL.
- "yes, he is rocking "The Vanguard Mask" by ARI JOGIEL.
by joseph alfred dom September 8, 2020

by Skywalker1213 April 14, 2021

When you ejaculate on your partner's face while in the shower. This will lead to a nasty, sticky face mask as if you put superglue on your skin. Singing is not mandatory, but a nice plus if their vocal skills are on point.
She wanted my semen on her face while showering, but I warned her for The Masked Singer effect. Did it anyway.
by wanderingfellow May 5, 2025

The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.
~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."
~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."
My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted her pussy licked even tho I couldn’t get off the toilet.
by The JD Guy February 16, 2024
