Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
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She was moaning on her hands and knees, cheeks spread with impatient anticipation of shelthing the throbbing red rod of pleasure when all of a sudden she felt a dank boggy stench roll up her back and tickle her nose as he came in for a Dirty Moon Landing.
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a lovable, wise person possessing characteristics of the moon. da moon is often pale, blinding with light, strong, stinky like cheese, and has a heart unlike those on earth.
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Get the da moon mug.Dude I asked that volley ball chick for nudes and she sent me a poon moon shot.
Yeah I asked her for some also but she just sent me a shot of her vag and it was beet red, like she was abusing it.
Yeah I asked her for some also but she just sent me a shot of her vag and it was beet red, like she was abusing it.
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A skilled moon baller can walk around in this position displaying his wares for those that dare to catch a glimpse.
A skilled moon baller can walk around in this position displaying his wares for those that dare to catch a glimpse.
Everything was great at the family dinner until uncle Fred came out of the bathroom doing the ol’ moon ballin’.
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Get the Sailor moon mug.A noun created by Kim Harris, the co-host of Fanatical Fics podcast. It is used when someone guesses the happenings of a Harry Potter fan fiction correctly and therefore gets a "point". If one gets enough points, they will eventually make it to the points moon.
Yes! Hogwarts castle and the Giant Squid made out, just like I guessed. I'm on course for the points moon !!
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