May 3rd

National Miranda’s Birthday Day. Hug everyone you know named Miranda and say happy birthday.

It’s May 3rd so it’s Miranda’s Birthday time to get litttttty.

by BlahBlah2345 October 30, 2019

William May

He is very thiiicccc and is a good bin monitior

CHEERS TO WILLIAM

William May is a dick and he is also thiccccc

by mrthiiicccc December 2, 2020

may guy

A May Guy. A guy born in may. Usually stubborn, but willing to learn. Very proud and a natural leader in times of extreme stress. Loves to fuck but cares more about personality than he will admit. Also, most May guys like to drive fast.

"Did you see that guy break up the fight?"
"Yeah he's a may guy."
"Damn thought he was gonna jump I'm
"He wanted to but his girl was watching"

by MASTERQUEEF112 July 3, 2018

May 2

National post all sort of shit about your friends day.

Hey what's the day today?

MY BFF JACK IS A DOUCHE. MAY 2

by MOCHA._.Latte May 2, 2021

hi-mai

Abbreviation or slang for high-maintenance

That girl Kim is seriously hi-mai, we are always waiting on her.

by S-Chester March 26, 2008

May 2nd

May 2nd is international codeine day. Everybody should either sip lean or drop codeine pills on this day and smoke weed with it.

"Bro it's may 2nd. Fill up that double cup and spark up a blunt, Im coming over!"
"Hell yeah slide over to my crib. Hurry!"

by Perz n molly for breakfast May 2, 2020

May 27

National hook up with that one hot blonde girl

Age ain’t nothin but a number

You: hey it’s may 27 let’s hook up
Her: sure

by Letmeeaturdick April 28, 2022