Lauren

Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.
Person: Have you seen Lauren!?
Me: No but I can smell her from here
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A charming young man. Funny yet great sense of humour. Attractive, but also very handsome. Intelligent, while at the same time very smart. You want to pinch his cheeks even though he's very cute. While this fellow may be kindhearted, do not underestimate him, he also has a soft side. Laurens is a man, but he does have some masculine quirks. Laurens is a combination of both awesome.
Laurens should run for president, but I think he'd be better off leading the United States.
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Wow Laurens is such a gewelddjg name, unbelviebale great enzo. Laurens heeft ook een hele grote pik. Dat is een feit
“Wow Laurens zijn piemel is zo groot
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Wow Laurens is such a gewelddjg name, unbelviebale great enzo. Laurens heeft ook een hele grote pik. Dat is een feit
“Wow Laurens zijn piemel is zo groot
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Lauren

She is very dyslexic, a little mean, a total crackhead, she probably does drugs and has so many friends that she has threatened.
Oh god there’s Lauren run
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Lauren is a beautiful girl. Her only two flaws are her leprechaun hair and alcohol addiction. Once the alcohol hits, the boys showing up at 2am hit harder. But don’t worry she’ll tell you the next day that she won’t ever drink again. Those are lies. She’s like sexy Patrick with fish nets and forgets what she says she won’t do ever again every five seconds. However, she is very animal friendly. She likes to enjoy presence with sloths as those suit her hobbies and traits most, nothing. Anyways, she is an amazing softball player and so learned how to catch absolute shit. Some of her top catches are horny knock off frat boys. If you have a lauren in your life, never lose her, she might end up in the lost and found and steal water bottles.
“Hey this girl said she wasn’t going to fall for me for the 6283th time but she did.” “Well duhh she’s a lauren
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She is the most caring and understanding girl in the world. One look at her and you will fall in love, no doubt about it. She looks like god was showing off when he made her. She is absolutely gorgeous and will stand apart from everyone else in the room (in a good way). When she smiles you get that feeling in your chest of just pure happiness and butterflies. Once she trusts you and deems you as a friend theres no getting our of it. You two are partners and even lovers for life. She is a very loyal girl and will put everyone and everything out of the way to help you or make you feel better. She is really sweet and is comfortable talking about basically anything.
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