parking lot lunch

It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.

It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.

Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!

by PrincessGaylordFocker September 19, 2017

Lunch for breakfast

The act of having sexual intercourse prior to the time of 12:00 pm; typically immediately after waking up.

John: What did you and Sally do this morning?

Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.

by Tdar69 September 18, 2017

millenial lunch

A young girl (in their 20s) who just got a haircut and is looking like a snack. But you need to go to the drugstore first.

- Hey, look at that millenial lunch.
>What? The nachos? (Stares at girl across the bar)
- Doesn't that look great? Don't you want some?
> Yea, but I have to go to the drugstore first.

by FRlTZ October 18, 2017

boxed lunch

What it says on the tin. It's not a vagina, you perverts!!

Boxed lunch is convenient because it doesn't make a mess everywhere.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 April 4, 2017

sticky lunch

Taking some "me" time while on lunch break, resulting in a need for some tissues.

Andy sat in his car and had a "sticky lunch" and now looks a bit sweaty.

by Ergosum May 11, 2017

Lunch Teaming

Lunch Teaming is a counter-cringe situation card used among humans (e-kids). prevents loneliness smoothly, but only works when no one knows the counter-card.

Alex: Shall we go now?
Philip: Sure.
Sebastian: let's make it cringe.
*no one stand up*
Alex: Philip, lets go!
Sebastian: Oh, so your lunch teaming?

by hentai_69 May 24, 2017

Lunch Pale

container to store food

Brooke loves to stuff meatballs into her lunch pale on school trips.

by brookie_cookie June 1, 2017