Sarcasm King

The King of Sarcasm, duh. Supreme master of all that is sarcastic.

Dude, the Timelord is the Sarcasm King.

by sarcasmkingtimelord January 8, 2013

king dunlap

A King Dunlap is when you have an extremely large amount of foreskin, so much so that you cannot see the actual penis.

"My King Dunlap is so big I have to pull it back to pee."

by EaglesGirl#12 September 16, 2013

Inch King

When a small man gives a woman his full inch length.

Casey gave his wife the inch king last night

by Barracudaaaa September 23, 2013

Noodle King

An asian guy who loves noodles so much, that he is called the Noodle King

Eg. Derck: “Yo my Nigga you see the Asian guy”

Jake: “Yes my Nigga, I see him eating a shit ton of noodles, I think he should be called the Noodle King

by A Asian Guy November 24, 2018

king butter

Typically a larger human. Can probably squat over 350 comfortably. Which is very impressive. Micro-Penis

Person 1: Man he's got a great back squat
Person 2: yeah but King Butter has a micro-penis

by Super Rat 123 August 27, 2017

King of the Shire

A guy who is known for successfully hooking up with multitude of very short girls

friend 1: Did you see David bring that 5' 1'' home last night?

friend 2: Ya dude, he is definitely the King of the Shire

by Gandy Wandalf August 30, 2017

Larkman King

Title awarded to man in charge on the Larkman Estate, Norwich, UK. King of the Larkmanites, the big man.

Guy #1 - who's that twat
Guy #2 - watch it mate, that's the Larkman King, show some respect.

by KingWeasel October 25, 2018