It keeps happening

The next thing you say after falling down a shit-ton of stairs.

Sweet Bro: i can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games
still Sweet Bro: FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS ...................
Hella Jeff: I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO !!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!
Sweet Bro: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Hella Jeff: I TOLD YOU MAN
I T O L D YOU ABOUT STAIRS!

by Helladok June 9, 2019

Eagle Keeper

A nickname for the maintenance crew chief of a McDonnell Douglas F-15 Eagle.

"Talk to the Eagle Keeper, maybe he can figure out what's wrong with your jet."

by ThexLoneWolf April 9, 2022

Pineapple a day keeps the worries away

“A Pineapple a day keeps the worries away” While not a popular expression it was first cited in the Hawaiian travel magazine “Aloha Days” in 1965. Since that time it has come into wider usage throughout the islands and the west coast.

“A Pineapple a day keeps the worries away.”

by Loveallthepineapples May 28, 2018

Who the fuck keeps removing dictionary entries?

Me

I did it.

by Chodeser February 7, 2003

Keepin' it Swayze

When oneself or other couples on the dance floor are dancing very erotic, like the dance moves in the classic 1987 movie, "Dirty Dancing" staring Patrick Swayze.

Hey look at my boy over there grindin' on that hottie! He's really "keepin' it Swayze" with those dance moves.

by Unit/Gnar/Online Predator October 10, 2009

keeping score

a little malicious tit-for-tat game couples use to remind their partner what they contribute towards the relationship

A relationship won't last if a couple's keeping score.

by Gerard Irick December 10, 2009

Keepsake

Something of no value, kept to remember someone with.

Hey, that's not junk...it's a keepsake from my mom!

by Ghalia November 16, 2007