Joseph Cookson’d

This term is used to describe when someone has full-on lost the plot on MDMA. Symptoms include (but aren’t limited to) stroking bearded men, complimenting people wearing crisp shirts and overheating in premium Glaswegian establishments.

Dill - “I’m on the biggest comedown ever man.”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”

by TOL92 November 27, 2018

Joseph

he would dog the boys, he even would go to the point of saying do you wanna go... outside?!

joe: you would dog the boys
you: no u
joe: you wanna go?
you: where joseph?
joe: outside

by oof spahgetti December 7, 2018

Joseph Dean

Joseph dean tends to be a spicer boxer who thinks he is rock solid but he’s soft as shit.Joesph denies these claims even though deep down he know they’re true, also he says he has a 12’ dick but everyone know it’s not even 3’.joseph usually has a boyfriend which there is nothing wrong with it apart from the fact that it’s a girl pretending to be a boy .

I’m solid but not as solid as a Joseph dean

by Someone help me December 12, 2018

Joseph TTP hanna

A boy who has a passion for many careers, intrested in rap, kinesiology, modeling (even though he doesn't have the looks) according to a Joseph Hanna he get girls from another school, he also has a weird intention of moaning

Joseph TTP Hanna : all the girls at the school is beat this is why I get girls from different schools only

Guy : what do you mean I know you like a girl here

Joseph hanna: *moans

by Anonymous Bro December 13, 2018

Joseph

joseph is the type of person to hate emma's. if your an emma be careful becuase he might hate you. if your name is emma and your annyoing he will probably hate you becuase thats what he likes to do, hate on emma's

joseph: "i hate all people named emma, theyre just annoying."

by Joseph is annoying December 15, 2018

Joseph

A really amazing guy. Loves family, friends and especially the women/ lady he loves. He is very funny and makes everyone around him laugh. He is a very handsome, sexy and cute man, and you should be very grateful and lucky to have one. Joseph is very passionate about things he loves such as video games, sports, and the girl he loves. Joseph usually has brown hair and brown eyes, or blonde hair and blue eyes.

“DAMNNNN. He is so sexyyyyy!!”
“Girl, that must be a Joseph”
“So fineeee!”

by 16Joela19 December 22, 2018

Joseph

The most loving caring lad in the world who capture everyone's eye and sees the beauty in everything he is the kindest most gorgeous man to ever set foot on earth

Joseph you are the love of my life

by Emerald angel December 28, 2018