Cloud Job

A blow job where the person giving the blow job simultaneously blows a vape cloud on the penis.

That girl gave me a cloud job last night.

by Creeper478 October 10, 2020

Tent Job

The act of performing clothed sex to orgasm in under 5 minutes whilst pressing your partner's face into the soft fabric of a tent

Josh: 'I had the best tent job ever last night'
John: 'Sounds fun!'
Josh: 'Yeah i pushed her face into the fabric while i fired off'
John: 'Shit! I gotta try that some time!'

by LiDsY October 23, 2012

Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013

Floe job

Blow job on a glacier.

"Dude, that Lapp dance in Rovaniemi last night totally got me a hot floe job!"

by bunnyluvr September 22, 2012

Beau Job

A job that is most satisfactorily completed with the use of Beau's rare and specialized set of skills.

That looks like a great Beau job!

by Not steve November 4, 2012

job slob

(1) The drunkest person at the bar, on a booze cruise, or at a rugby social.

(2) An overweight chic who wears derogatory clothing that makes clear statements that objectify her.

Example 1: "Kimmy is a real job slob because she dropped her mai tai overboard and threw-up on her dress insisting the captain of the boat assist her in getting undressed."
Example 2: " Kimmy wears bikini bottoms that read 'bad ass bitch' on the front part of her crotch".

by RSW August 25, 2013

Paste Job

When a male cums on a female's breasts, then proceeds to rub his body against the female's until they are both covered in cum.

I totally paste jobbed that girl last night, it made a big mess.

by JamesDuffy121 September 30, 2013