JESUS NAVAS

a word of expression. instead of saying JESUS! you say JESUS NAVAS. he is also a footballer.

Alex: I'm Gay.
edis: JESUS NAVAS, i didnt see that coming

by JESUSNAVAS August 31, 2010

jesus dollars

Extraterrestial currency that Jesus will give OR NOT give you when you die, considering you make it into heaven. The amount you receive is based on how good/bad of a person you were on Earth.

also known as "jesus bucks"

Jeremy: "Matt is such a stuck up, arrogant, spoiled bitch. He thinks just cause his dad is successful, it justifies him being so argumentative and getting fat all day."

Liz: "Don't worry jeremy, it doesn't matter that matt lives rich off his parents now. If he makes it into heaven that kid couldn't even afford the value menu, cause he's getting NO jesus dollars."

Jeremy: "HAHAHAHAHAH!!! jesus dollars? i'm putting that on urban dictionary!"

Liz and Jeremy: fist bump

by J DIBS August 26, 2011

inverted jesus

act of sex involving one female and three males. Female lays on bed with head at foot of bed, tea bagging male number one who is standing above her. males two and three at each side of the bed receiving hand jobs from female, stretching her out like an inverted jesus

shit, that bitch was goin crazy, we layed her out like an inverted jesus!!!

by Cantankerous Captain Aptos March 29, 2005

I'm not saying I'm [Jesus]...I'm just saying

An expression to be used prior to a statement that
a) though delivered with good intentions, may potentially sound critical or
b) points out that you were correct (assuming you were initially doubted)

May also be used interchangeably with the term "baby Jesus"

"I'm not saying I'm Jesus...I'm just saying that you should probably turn right at the next light"

"I'm not saying I'm baby Jesus...I'm just saying that you got a ticket for parking there (like I said you would)"

by MissMelanieG January 13, 2009

fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus

This is a song but it is called the Loophole it is funny as fuck so FUCK ME IN THE ASS CAUSE I LOVE JESUS

"Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus"

by Emberlee77008 follow musically May 9, 2018

Raptor Jesus

The female human has two X chromosomes and therefore can give birth ONLY to females via parthenogenesis. In Varanus sp. (the Komodo dragon and relatives), parthenogenesis can produce only males. This is compelling proof that Jesus was, in fact, a monitor lizard.

Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins.

by raptorjesusrawr September 25, 2010

raptor jesus

Raptor Jesus, the o Holy lord of all our worlds. He owns us all, and his disciples. Follow him, and he will spare his might from you. Raptor Jesus can move at Ninjah Speed.

And our Lord, Raptor Jesus, Came Upon, and delivered his holy wrath, and smote us.

by RaySpeed January 24, 2008