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Jake

"Jake is so gay, dude."
by eEPASDDIJWHDJ April 29, 2019
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Jizzy Jake

when someone shoots their load and hits the dangly thing in the back of a girl's throat
Sarah was blowing Jake but little did she know what she was in for, he grabbed her by the back of the hair and gave her a Jizzy Jake, stimulating her gag reflex.
by JizzyJake38 December 6, 2010
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Jake

by Mr.happystick November 29, 2006
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Jake

The best guy you could ever meet, sweet, kind and is such a gentleman. He allways holds the door open for everyone, he will offer to pay for your food. And he's all round a great guy, he's intelligence without being arragont he's funny without being a smartass. He knows when somethings wrong, and treats his lady like a goddess
He helped me with my homework without me asking
Well duh... He's a jake!
by Jam pie🏳️‍🌈 June 12, 2017
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Jakaya

jakaya is pretty girl. Small but feisty , And never backs down from anything. She is really spoiled and very loyal (to friends and guy that she dates).
Get a friend or girlfriend like Jakaya
by MiyaLL July 6, 2018
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Jake

Jake is a tall guy who you once had a giant crush on. Jakes are funny, usually smart guys who most girls can relate to. But that's where it becomes an issue. Girls can relate to him, causing most people to think that he is gay for his best friend Ely. Jakes seem harmless enough, until you hurt them in any way, shape or form. They become extremely aggressive and scary and turn from cute, to possibly your worst nightmare. Jakes could never be considered hot, and can only ever be thought of as cute. Jakes also tend to hang out with large groups of girls, making people either, think he is even more gay, or just simply a man whore.
Friend 1: Omg! Jake just came up to me and asked me out!
Friend 2: Oh no, he didn't! You said no right?!
Friend 1: Um, what? No, I said yes of course!
Friend 2: But Jake is fucking insane! You'll never be able to break up with him without being called a cunt and getting slapped in the face!
Friend 1: I've got to break up with him!!
Friend 2: Uh, yeah no, too late now babe.
by Disappointmxnt February 17, 2019
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Jake Neithercoat

A lower dauphin middle school student that is very quiet but out of school is the life of the party. He takes shit from no one outta school. There have been reports of people hanging in trees holding on for dear life. He is a genius in school. He gets straight A's constantly. In his free time he acts like a giraffe and eats grass. That's how he's so skinny.
jake neithercoat was putting kids in that tree over there.
by Bigdaddyjakeypoo May 1, 2019
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