Jose Sanchez

That one really generic Hispanic guy who fits all the stereotypes given to him by his culture. He also goes through puberty very late in life, so he is often confused about his sexuality.

"Bro, that Hispanic guy's voice is still very high even at this age."

"Yup, he will grow up to be a Jose Sanchez, maybe one day he will figure it all out."

by Crossen June 23, 2012

Joisey

Joisey - Noun.

Joisey is accented for New Jersey. People from North New Jersey or New York usually have this accent.

Imma get dis dawg from Joisey and wulk him.

by Pander November 9, 2006

Joliet Catholic Academy

A school that makes you wear uniforms , go to church, and take religion class. Most guy are named chad or brock. 50% white, 47.5% filipino, 2.5% latino.

The cause of approximately 40% of all atheists. Most people transfer to Joliet West because the school sucks ass

Joliet Catholic Academy

My parents sent me to JCA as a kid. I’m an atheist now

What kind of car you drive?

A new Honda

Oh you must go to JCA

by Kdjsjs June 7, 2018

jose

(Rhymes with dose.) The period of time one spends in jail after being found guilty and sentenced. A jail-stay. Passing time. As infinitive verb form, "to jose" means to ride out one's stay in jail. To endure a boring, uncomfortable, or painful situation.

1. "How long is your jose man?" "Only six months, this time."
2. "Damn, this is my fourth jose since my grandmother died."
3. "How's it goin' man?" "Just josin', how's it with you?"
4. "Hey man, how's married life?" "It's like one long jose, with no parole in sight."

by vetusvates January 6, 2009

Jose

Jose a mexican tamale maker who is a swinger. Quite the chubby chaser too. He sees a FUPA and he's there. Loves any and all sluts just like America is about give me your tired and poor.. Joses' motto is give me your whores of all shapes and sizes, diseases dont matter one cannot be picky. Titties and pussy (blue or not) is still titties and pussy. Most Joses' have no moral code and are a disgrace to everyone around them. If you hear the words "mmm smells like pussy in here" you know you've just met a Jose. Joses' are known to occasionally dabble in making phone sex/ voice recordings of themselves. Bottom line Joses' are the worst of the lot. Dirty little perverted man whores, who are sexist against women, that have no srtandards or morals of any kind and usually die of venereal diseases. If you meet a Jose run. But to be fair most Joses' are closet romantics. Don't be fooled!

Example: Hi my name is Jose and I'm going to act all mean and dickish, then be nice to you to get down your pants with the sole intention of giving you an STD so that you'll be stuck with me forever.

by Adolfs minge September 26, 2012

jocieburgers

a very loud hambuger

Can't someone shut up those jocieburgers?!?!

by nomnomer February 4, 2010

Jose Fuckaround

1) Typically a military term used to refer to someone who is refusing to disclose their full knowledge about a particular subject or issue. 2) When someone looses total control of a situation due to their incompetence or lack of leadership abilities.

1) I think this guy is playing Jose Fuckaround with me because he isn't telling me shit!

2) You need to stop playing Jose Fuckaround and get these guys back to work!

3) That guy is playing Jose Fuckaround because he isn't getting shit done!

4) This has turned into a real Jose Fuckaround!

by 1BMF January 2, 2010