Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 28, 2020

peg job

Getting a blow job while also getting anal sex

I got a peg job from my two best friends last night, Ben and jerry. Then we had ice cream.

by Mumphry999 April 30, 2016

job interview

a formal get-together between employer and employee to find out whether and to what extent the employee is willing to be exploited.

Huang: "i had a job interview yesterday. when the hr person asked about my life goals i said that i would love to spend an entire year or two with you in bed before getting ready to change the world"
Mindy: "hey! 🤗"

by Krkič December 9, 2019

Blanal job

The act of post anal where ur dick is black covered with shit then u make ur bitch suck the dick until the dick is visible again

John: my bitch gave me the best blanal job last night

Mom: kink shit

by Cuckshky buckshky October 17, 2019

Cloud Job

A blow job where the person giving the blow job simultaneously blows a vape cloud on the penis.

That girl gave me a cloud job last night.

by Creeper478 October 10, 2020

Beau Job

A job that is most satisfactorily completed with the use of Beau's rare and specialized set of skills.

That looks like a great Beau job!

by Not steve November 4, 2012

job phishing

An internet phishing scam specifically targeted at job seekers. Fake jobs are posted on job boards where job seekers are only too interested to divulge personal information. This personal information is used for telemarketing, collecting personal passwords and in the most advanced schemes, identity theft.

The job posting on the internet seemed too good to be true and on further investigation, it turned out they were job phishing and I almost fell for it.

by zenofile April 21, 2009