Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023

French bath

To wash your dick in the sink.

Did you hear beau only takes French baths the dirty dog.

by dželat September 14, 2023

Bird bath

The act of shitting in a urinal

Hey Depo, all the stalls were full so I had to bird bath the urinal.

by CDeesNuts September 15, 2023

Legacy bath

Taking a bath were you masturbat and finish in the water so you wash with all your potental children.

These aren't bubbles I'm having a legacy bath.

by Ben badger September 20, 2023

Legacy bath

When you masturbat while bathing and you ejaculated into the water. So you bath with your potential children

They are not bubbles I'm having a legacy bath

by Ben badger September 20, 2023

Bath

Fingering mysyself

I’m off for a wank in the bath

by October 1st September 25, 2023

Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”

C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.

by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021