mayonaise box

A jizz filld twat, A pussy with extra sauce

I just saw a porn with a bitch that had the gooeyest mayonaise box you ever saw

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Bitch box

A woman's mouth.

Shut your bitchbox you irritating hobag.

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003

Shadow Box

A woman's private parts that are covered in a 5 "o"clock shadow because she hasn't shaved her Muff in a couple days.

Stacy got out of the shower and I seen her shadow box! Tell her to go to the damn store and buy a razor. Her crotch is begining to look like she has Don King in a head lock between her legs.

by SassyJax01 September 23, 2011

ex box

A box that contains the saved items of past girlfriends, i.e cards or anything they have given you that reminds you of them with the intent of going through it at later date to remember them.

Dude my girlfriend found my ex box in my closet; needless to say her stuff is now in it

by Federal Q August 27, 2009

Turtle Boxing

The act of a man having sex with a woman's bosoms. Synonyms - "Tit Fucking"

I loved turtle boxing her big bazoons.

by Action jackson December 5, 2003

Monster Box

an excessively hairy female vagina

J. Lo has a monster box.

by Heywood Jablowme November 3, 2003

Downy Boxing

A sport in which literally retarded people are given boxing gloves and meant to hit each other for the entertainment of the masses.

Johnny McWarguy: So I went to the Downy Boxing competition last night.
Ted: Oh yeah?
Johnny McWarguy: Yeah your dad didn't win.
Ted: Typical.

by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008