taint tackel

7''-13'' of hard cock

Cheating wife: Did you see Richards taint tackel?
Daughter: Yeah it's on my forehead right now

by Twinkie -\ (0-0) /- May 2, 2018

tainted

The act of rubbing any object on ones taint.

Oooh tainted milk!

by jpinsdg1 January 20, 2019

Taint slap

1. A formal, or informal move to establish dominance.
2. A greeting.

I walked up and taint slapped the shit out of him. Now we go to dairy queen sometimes.

by Senor ralphus April 14, 2023

tainted tetherball

the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)

dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!

by bullets first November 13, 2011

glittering taint

The Martha Stewart version of a taint

Dude, I'm totally going with the glittering taint look tonight.

by Pooboo444 August 12, 2017