Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.
Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
by Spencer-C9 January 9, 2009

semen depository
by Rollypollly June 17, 2018

by TCB52 April 7, 2025

by KawaiiVibes April 26, 2024

The spontaneous act of poking someone’s armpit with your fingers when they have their arm lifted or raised and their armpit is exposed. As if a bull were suddenly charging at the exposed pit.
by MWTP84 December 12, 2023

amish girls do not believe in giving blow jobs they give pit instead. putting the penis in their armpit with lubricant and moving their arm back and forth really fast.
by packinhoes December 16, 2015

Sex position: Requiring one female and five males. The first two males perform a double penetration ( DP) with the woman on top. The remaining three men have the woman perform the "pterodactyl" manoeuvre. Thus the "Punji Pit" is born.
"Hey bro, me, Tom, Travis, and Rob ar about to run a punji pit on this slut we met at the bar... we're one man short, you in?"
by JCBVandaR September 4, 2014
