Second Pick Friend

That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.

Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.

by TheLastPizzaRoll February 14, 2020

second hand masturbation

when another person preforms oral on you and you kiss afterwards...

person 1: yo man i was with a girl last night and she blew me
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation

by polarisbae June 19, 2016

Second Drop Syndrome

When the second drop in a dubstep/trap song doesn't come anywhere close to the first

Man, that new skrillex song has an awful case of second drop syndrome.

by Noxington March 4, 2015

Second Half Syndrome

When a sports team goes into the first half of the game strong and goes to shit during the second half

The Raptors have some pretty bad second half syndrome, did you see them against the wizards?

by jijuju May 30, 2018

second wave prefect

A lowly prefect who only got the gig second time round. They are second-class citizens, and the lowest of the low. Zero rights, and no intelligence. Avoid at all costs

"Ugh, that Riley, he's such a second wave prefect."
"That's such a second wave thin to do."

by Urie_tarded69420 December 9, 2021

100 seconds to midnight

Its the doomsday clock

what is the doomsday clock at?
100 seconds to midnight

by Duckxel May 4, 2022

Sure, one second.

Basicaly means your never getting a turn on my Xbox. :\ Tough luck bud. Okay leave.

Person A: Hey can I get a turn?
Person B: Sure, one second.
-4 hours later-
Person A: Can I get a turn now?
Person B: You JUST asked. Dude chill.

by _Apersonthathasalife._ November 18, 2020