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Internet AIDs

The act of willfully and meaningfully lowering ones bandwidth with the sole act of procuring large amounts of pornography in an attempt to waste the networking, life-defining piece of technology which has so many other purposes.
I watched Jenna Jameson so much it gave me Internet AIDs
by AUnknownSeaUrchin April 23, 2015
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Internet PTSD

Having PTSD after viewing disgusting internet sites. Ex: Bestgore, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, 1man1jar, 2 girls 1 cup. I HIGHLY recomend NEVER searching these terms. You will have Internet PTSD if you do.
"Dude, I should of known, my friend told me to go to happypuppies.com and now I have Internet PTSD"
by HTBdafuq May 25, 2016
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Internet poisoning

A somewhat rare disease in witch someone has been on the internet for too long. In the first stage someone starts feeling awkward in social situations. the disease is curable in this stage. in stage two the subject will find the need to be unique to compensate for social awkwardness. it is still curable in this stage, however, the process is long and expensive. In the next stage the subject will regain social contact, often joining social groups about whatever kinks the subject may have developed. It is barely possible to cure in this stage, costing more money then most middle-class can afford. In the final stage, the subject loses all remaining sanity, and all hope for them is lost. then the subject will die from either peer pressure, or their own hand.
"aww man I think I have internet poisoning, I need to get it treated before it's too late."
by jeffdiamondchin March 2, 2021
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international break up day

The day you break up with your girlfriend. The official date is February 13, so that you can save the cost of flowers and candy normally expected on the next day by the girlfriend. Spend the money on yourself and enjoy IBUD day.
"International break up day" will free up some money this year. On Valentine's day, I will reward myself with a Bass Boat, Harley, or Hooker. I deserve it because I am a financial genius. Long live IBUD day!
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
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Generation Internet

"Generation Internet" also known as "Generation I"

(1) The generation of people born after the advent AND rise of the Internet.

(2) The generation of people who cannot remember, imagine, or comprehend a world without the Internet, because the world is so wired, and connected.
By 2065, there will not be a single human being on the face of the Earth who will not be in "Generation Internet".
by TekBoi (Ali) February 10, 2007
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Internal

The feeling you get when your principal (or anyone for that matter) tries to be funny and fails miserably and you are a witness.

Similar to Second Hand Embarrassment.

The most uncomfortable feeling ever, it can only be described as "Internal".
Carly: Seeing JohnDoe dance in front of the whole school was the most uncomfortable thing of my life.

Shannon: No, it was just internal to the extreme, I almost couldn't breathe it was so bad.
by xsarahhx12 January 15, 2011
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