Car Insurance

When you have sex in a driverless car on the highway. Hope you enjoyed it, It'll probably be the end.

We really tested out our car insurance last night, didn't we, sis?

by Condomant May 25, 2023

parts car

A car that is in non-driving condition that exactly or closely matches the specifications of a running or non-running car. As the name suggests, the parts car provides matching parts to the project car.

I went to go buy a new parts car the other day for my project Camaro.

by Stan Marshal October 16, 2017

car-crastinator

Someone who is sitting in their car,looking for things in their trunk, or just screwing around while you are waiting to take their parking spot.

I can't believe we are waiting for this spot for 5 minutes, this asshole is such a car-crastinator.

by HC Q May 15, 2009

Car Rims

You get "car rims" when someone who is wearing Carmex lip balm gives you a rim job.

When I was in prison I got lots of car rims.

by Kenny Dwag January 7, 2018

Train Car

A small portion of a train. People may hang out there and have a drink together, but escape is futile. There will always be something (or someone) trying to keep you inside of the train car.

"Right as I got out of the Train Car, that she-witch brought me right back!"

by FancyFlamingo August 3, 2020

Car con

A conversation piece you save so that you have something to talk about with your insecure girlfriend in the car.

"Did you tell Jenny about Joe and Ted's break up?"

"No, not yet. I'm saving it for a car con when we go for a drive later. I have to find stuff to talk to her about while I'm driving or she thinks I don't love her any more."

by walkin-dead November 18, 2011

Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.

Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!

by Car washer February 8, 2020