im not gay!! it just funny.

Perfect excuse for any act of homosexuality while being a male human.

guy1: did you just kissed me
guy2: im not gay!! it just funny.
guy1: yeah, sooo funny

by dan250islame March 14, 2024

im shifting

Accidentally recording yourself shifting to Zootopia

“Im shifting”

“Im shifting! Is that the magical city of Zootopia? Where every mammal can be anything they want.”

by stan twice or die February 13, 2025

im eating

a excuse made by people to get out of a football game

"im sorry im eating"

by billbobisgone February 13, 2022

Jay Im So High (J.I.S.M)

no homo man. But im high as a kite rn and i am high rn writing this it is 21:28 06/11/2021 is the sorta thing you would say lol i am so gigh rn wooooo. and jazz looooooop

"wow ur vape is on your desk?" is the sorta thing you would say lol i am so gigh rn wooooo. and jazz Jay Im So High (J.I.S.M)

by Hawes inc. November 6, 2021

im going to skin you

im going to make u a skeleton

im going to skin you

by ballsack928181 March 3, 2023

im having sex with dreydon rn

to have sex with dreydon right then and there

im having sex with dreydon rn

by bobthenigga 2 March 5, 2024

IMS

Irritable Masturbation syndrome. When you become irritated from running med-locals and have to go rub one out.

Some days the calls just add up, one may claim IBS, however it has been discovered to be IMS

by Snooze you loose June 12, 2025