Dirty Ian

The act of rape against little kids while caking them in human feces

“I heard that jeff is pulling a dirty ian with the kids in his basement”

by Justjawshin March 19, 2025

Ruffled Ian

The experience of reaching a conversational climax that sweeps across your conscious thought like a wave, or a disrupting gust of wind; a mind orgasm

Man, I just had this ferocious ruffled ian, the whole way I perceive the world is so skewed I can't even see straight!

by Inconspicuous Moniker December 16, 2008

Ian

A highlighter that wears Santa hats too much

Ian got bit by a bug trying to get his Santa hat

by Anonymous Fruit November 25, 2024

Ian

Talks a good game but never does anything

We should ask Sarah over tonight, yea we can do but she’s such an Ian

by TashPope March 11, 2022

Ian

Ian is a two faced c*nt and a nonce.
He'll backstab you real quick and fuck your girl too. Stay away from Ian he's a psycho, manipulative, freakish looking man.

Holy sh*t there's Ian what a freak.

by dilfoveryou<3 October 20, 2023

ian cowan

a nice respectful Mexican boy who lives in a family of 8 he enjoys Tybing from jaxson amweg and he likes to rape bros and play rdr2 and get super baked with his P.I.C colt the bolt also he has a felony

"ian cowan get down here and rub my feet!"

by panthic_gurkin December 17, 2018

Ian Browned

When a person is well and truly tired, utterly fucked or a false viking.

Used in sentence:
"Jesus, I'm Ian Browned after that run!"

by BlindJellyfishh February 9, 2019