Haydenphobia

A fear of hayden. We dont like Hayden here.

Did you see what Hayden posted on her Instagram story? Shes an odd one.

Eek! Dont talk about Hayden i have Haydenphobia!

by Eggshellstew.. June 7, 2023

Haydrate

When youve drank so much shitty bud light you cant even spell hydrate

Gotta haydrate

by Dawgus June 17, 2023

haydie

haydie is a girl that would be the type to have a wolfcut, she’s mean at first but becomes sweet as you get to know her, she loves to eat and is always outgoing , she’s introverted and funny she’s loyal , loves animals she’s a bitch and will drag ur ass down if you do her wrong she’s slow asf and dumb but she cool , her music taste is immaculate she’s very trustful and easy to talk to , and a pretty cool girlfriend

friend : yo is that haydie over there ?!
haydie : fo sho

by loovha June 20, 2023

Hayden

Hayden is the most sexiest and handsome guy you’ll meet he is also super funny and hot you should always date a guy named hayden no matter what he is also super kind and sexist but he loves everyone no matter what so if you see a hayden immediately start dating that sexy beast he is also a alpha male who is bigger stronger and more athletic that any one else.

Wow hayden is so hot sexy and funny I’m going to date him

by Haydenthesexyandhotguy June 25, 2023

Hayden

Hayden is the kind of person to only like dogs and not cats. Because Hayden might actually be a dog because he’s probably a furry.

“Yo Hayden” Hayden: “ *barks aggressively* “

by h4ydenl0ver April 13, 2023

Haynesitarianism

Haynesitarianism is a religion based upon the service and repair manual of any given automobile. A person who practices this religion is known as a Haynesitarian. This religion takes its namesake from the most famous maker of service and repair manuals, Haynes.

Unlike other religous texts, Haynesitarian scripture does not condem people for their lifestyle choices. Nor does it contain anything about flooding the planet and repopulating it via incest or some magic carpenter who died from being nailed to a large piece of wood (bet he didn't see that coming). Instead, Haynesitarian scripture offers practical advice such as 'how to replace the power steering servo on a 1989 Jaguar XJ6'.

Example of Haynesitarian scripture:
"To adjust thy cable, fully depress thy accelerator pedal and check that thy throttle is fully opened."
~Haynes 4:6.7

He was converted to Haynesitarianism when he read the service and repair manual for a 1989 Jaguar XJ6.

by Albino Kiwiaboo April 26, 2023

haydenisoverparty

When Hayden is being controversial, we need to cancel her by using #haydenisoverparty

Hayden said that she wasn’t bi- #haydenisoverparty

by Salem.isnt.here April 30, 2023