Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!
by anonymous April 20, 2025
Get the Tony hawked mug.A fit gay man, primarily a top over 30, who cruises for tasty smooth young men, generally bottoms with bubble buts. Many claim to be a Chicken Hawk, but few possess the prowess of sight, speed, and agility to be a Chicken Hawk. When seen in its natural environment, "The Club" is an amazing sight, and easy to miss, with the stealthy cruise, subtle eye contact, and quick execution.
I always marveled at men's ability to cruise a room, mark their prey, and return to the bar with an introduction. He was a Chicken Hawk master. As his straight wing man, I was like flypaper. I casually sat at the gay bar and waited for the smoking hot girls to saddle up to the bar for water, and they started talking to me. They had no defence shield, resistance is futile.
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“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”
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If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
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