A Disney childrens TV show about a typical American girl at a school filled with blind idiots who can't tell that she is some famous star just because her hair is different. Main character played by boring and talentless Miley Cyrus who only gets her million dollar jobs because her daddy is famous.
Ryan: zomg, everyone in Hannah Montana is obviously blind or mentally retarded!
Caitlin: too true, too true, i mean really, i totally want to go on that show and punch her in the face and rip off her stupid blonde wig!
Caitlin: too true, too true, i mean really, i totally want to go on that show and punch her in the face and rip off her stupid blonde wig!
by ohyes. WIN. February 21, 2010
Get the Hannah Montanamug. while mostly known as that dumb bitch on TV
Hannah is actually slang for coke. Most people don't know Tony Montana is her uncle and she def is white girl.
Hannah is actually slang for coke. Most people don't know Tony Montana is her uncle and she def is white girl.
Me: Hey madu you wanna get hannah montana tickets tonight, its like 50$ a seat madu?
Shmeh: I meannnnnnn, im down we def getting front row seats right?
Me: For sure shit is legitttt!!
Shmeh: uh yeaaaaaaaa, we innn it!
Shmeh: I meannnnnnn, im down we def getting front row seats right?
Me: For sure shit is legitttt!!
Shmeh: uh yeaaaaaaaa, we innn it!
by St timmy December 21, 2008
Get the Hannah Montanamug. The most fantastic couple in the world. They are made for eachother. They'll be togetha foeva and atheyre super adorable;)
by Ms. Fantastic pants October 2, 2013
Get the aaron and hannahmug. Hannah Webb is beautiful, amazing, kind and perfect in every possible way. Her body is out of this world, she is always there to make me smile and is always laughing and Is the best at cuddling, honestly she is the best girlfriend anyone could ask for.
by JJBomm August 16, 2015
Get the hannah webbmug. A slut whore who thinks she can sing and dance. her dad is the only reason shes famous. she has a stupid show that is written by overpaid "comedy writers" who couldn't care less.
Person 1: did u see that hannah montana concert last night?
person 2: fuck no, not that dirtbag bitch.
person 2: fuck no, not that dirtbag bitch.
by billybobjoe jackjimmus the 3rd June 16, 2010
Get the Hannah Montanamug. show- the horrible excuse for a "show"(should it be even called that) is about 16-year-old Miley "Man Whore" Stewart who is a "Normal" Teenage "Girl" by day and a "Popstar" by night! Miley ceases to fit in because of her southern ancestery(people of the south are killed in california o:) and is often made fun of. she is also the entitled "Cock-sucking Queen", due to her sleeping with fellow co-stars Mitchel Musso, Jason Earles, and Billy Ray Cyrus.
person- hannah montana is a dried-up, hoe, skank, and wannabe black person. she always uses words like "ya'll" and "YAY!" to arrouse her young fans. what her fans don't know is that she could give two craps about them, and has been seen calling one little girl a "stupid bitch". her "counterpart" miley cyrus is just as bad. miley's boyfriend, a 20-year-old, has given many comments saying that his girlfriend has given him a BJ and that it was the worst experience ever for him(he even had to put on a paper bag and mask to hide her ugliness.
-> Also Hannah is racist against asians and black people. Did you know that she got in trouble for calling a black person a "nigger"? And that she HATES YOUR CHILDREN?! fucking cock sucking bitch :D
person- hannah montana is a dried-up, hoe, skank, and wannabe black person. she always uses words like "ya'll" and "YAY!" to arrouse her young fans. what her fans don't know is that she could give two craps about them, and has been seen calling one little girl a "stupid bitch". her "counterpart" miley cyrus is just as bad. miley's boyfriend, a 20-year-old, has given many comments saying that his girlfriend has given him a BJ and that it was the worst experience ever for him(he even had to put on a paper bag and mask to hide her ugliness.
-> Also Hannah is racist against asians and black people. Did you know that she got in trouble for calling a black person a "nigger"? And that she HATES YOUR CHILDREN?! fucking cock sucking bitch :D
Kid - OMFG I GOT TICKETS TO SEE HANNAH MONTANA!
Random Person - Who fucking cares you little douche bag *kills both hannah and the kid*
Hannah - HI PARENTS! I encourage your kids to hate black people and asians. And I take your money because you are stupid douche bags! =
Parent 1 - BOO YOU SUCK!
Parent 2 - Go back to sucking your boyfriend's dick.
Girl - Mommy, can I watch Hannah Montana now?
Mom - You know that that is forbidden.
Girl 2 - I googled hannah montana, and all i got was "teenage hoe" and got weird pictures
Guy - Because Hannah Montana is a hoe. She sucks her bf's dick and anyone else's for a quick buck.
Random Person - Who fucking cares you little douche bag *kills both hannah and the kid*
Hannah - HI PARENTS! I encourage your kids to hate black people and asians. And I take your money because you are stupid douche bags! =
Parent 1 - BOO YOU SUCK!
Parent 2 - Go back to sucking your boyfriend's dick.
Girl - Mommy, can I watch Hannah Montana now?
Mom - You know that that is forbidden.
Girl 2 - I googled hannah montana, and all i got was "teenage hoe" and got weird pictures
Guy - Because Hannah Montana is a hoe. She sucks her bf's dick and anyone else's for a quick buck.
by miley cyrus hater April 22, 2009
Get the hannah montanamug. Genuinely a great person. Typically caring and nice but always cute. It is average for them to have nice tits and an equally great ass. Definately someone people want to be around.
by PaPaSmorf July 16, 2018
Get the Hannah Smithmug.