Greg

A one eyed kitten with a pathetic frown who shits everywhere, rescued from the side of the road by a Facebook dad trying to look like a superhero, he then forces his kids to like it and pet it even though they hate it

"Greg is such a stupid fucking kitten."

by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS October 30, 2023

Greg (Gregory)

Greg, who is really Gregory but hates his name, is the cutest funniest bestest person anyone could come across. He is really kind, caring and sensitive to other people's thoughts and feelings. He has a really big heart and is adored by all his friends. He is the best friend you could have and his girlfriend is really the luckiest person on earth. Him being the hottest guy on earth is just a side benefit on top of all this.

Omg wow that guy is such a Greg (Gregory)!

by Amiti.adani November 2, 2023

Greg

A greg is someone who is fundamentally inferior but delusional in self-superiority. Don’t be a Greg.

Why are you bring such a Greg?

by nigaret December 11, 2023

Gregitis

The feeling one gets when they have thrashed vital customer IT infrastructure and your stomach starts to sink, as you are unaware of how long it will take to repair.

Man, I just wiped this networking switch and now I have gregitis
Uh oh! I just turned off production server 1 and now I am feeling like I have a bad case of gregitis

by Hebbins December 14, 2023

Greg

The act of ejaculating in the sense of reckless abandon for one's surroundings. "Greg" can be used as a noun or a verb in the form 'Gregging.'

One who is the master of ejaculating can be a gregger.

'Gregging' can also be used as an adjective; "I am the gregging king".

Hey John, can you stop gregging (verb form).

by Cookie0009 December 16, 2023

Greg

a Nazi—but a hot one

Jewish girl: Wow, he’s hot.

Normal person: Who, Greg? He’s a Nazi! He’s working for the other side!

Jewish girl: Oh, no! I still think he’s hot though.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Greg-Secker’d

When one clicks on a YouTube video, and is greeted by an advert from infamous trading legend, Greg Secker

I clicked on a YouTube video this morning, and out of nowhere I was suddenly Greg-Secker’d

by Sreg Gecker December 25, 2023