non-girlfriend

1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.

I would help you with that, but my non-girlfriend just sent me a text message.

by Mike September 8, 2006

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The person who in a boy's life is there solely for the satisfaction of said boy who must be disciplined (spanked, caned, etc.) on a regular basisif she is bad or fucked as hard as the boy wants whether she likes it or not......

Boy: This is my girlfriend. She is my slave, and I get what I want. Right, Laura?

Girl: Yes, master...

by dz.vdv September 14, 2008

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girlfriend

A female who does selfless and thoughtful acts and, from time to time, shall unexpectedly fall on a man's doorstep with delicious stolen spring rolls, a passionate kiss and soft murmurs on the man in question's strength, virility and overall godliness. Catfights and tardiness are NEVER excuses for not fulfilling said roles.

"I don't need lunch, thanks...I have a girlfriend."

by Lance Romance1 September 15, 2008

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Just another cum dumpster, pig, lying , stank ho who cheats with some scumfuk a-hole with hepatitis & no money, but he has a bunch of tattoos then she steals MY money all the while lying to me on the telephone. Girlfriends are now classified as evil. Re-term the phrase girlfriend with cum dumpster.

Hey Joe wheres your girlfriend tonight? Well you know...I blew a load in her mouth then she went back to Jimmy the rock and roll artist...you know the one with the two inch penis that treats her like shit and makes HER pay for everything.

by Mr Right1111112 October 15, 2008

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