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Ghetto watermelons

A dark or light shade female with large breast.
Ayo bro check out that girl standimg in front with them big ghetto watermelons.
by Who am I? I'm a mystery. October 27, 2020
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ghetto guid

A ghetto guid is when you concatenate a bunch of words or numbers together in a unique identifier that you're pretty sure will always be unique.
I made a ghetto guid from the current time and the user's initials:

10-14-2011-9:38AM-AB
by MG_2011 October 14, 2011
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ghetto grit

a slang term popularized in mid-90's southern Maine, used to describe a person who combines the characteristics of a b-boy and a redneck (or, in New England parlance, a "grit"). also known as a "wigger."
Check out that faakin ghetto grit over theya guy - what a faakin douchebag
by DJ AWESOME May 28, 2008
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ghetto thong

Imitation thong where they pull their jeans down a bit and pull the panties up into their crack to make it look like a thong.
When she got out of the car her ghetto thong was pulled half way up her back so you could see the tats.
by nOTfORrEAL February 25, 2010
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ghetto chariot

A cheap car with expensive looks. While ghetto chariots appear nicely styled on the outside, they have quality consistent with economic box models. They often have visible body damage, paint missing or corrosion, and frequently sport rims that cost more than the owners house payment. Often driven by denizens of lower wage neighbordhoods. Popular models include the Nissan Altima, Chryser 300s, various Hyundais, and the ever present Honda Civic
"She lives in the hood, but damn does she drive a nice ghetto chariot"
by deathbot May 8, 2015
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ghetto minute

A period of time considerably longer than 60 seconds.
I will be at your house in a ghetto minute.
by danscott December 31, 2014
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Ghetto Man

The savior and protector of the ghettos around Albuquerque, New Mexico (real name: Douglas G. Mancini). Around the middle of 2008, Ghetto Man made his dynamic debut in Crap World Productions. Ghetto Man was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York, his parents abandoned him at the age of two in a Burger King. He spent ten years of his life in a local Brooklyn adoption agency, until one day, at the age of thirteen, Ghetto Man ran away. In a nationwide search for the truth about his long lost parents, Ghetto Man eventually came to the realization that his parents obviously didn't care for him. Settling in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Ghetto Man now resides in the west mesa, only helping his fellow ghettoists when called upon. Ghetto Man has many followers known as Ghettoists.
1) Ghetto Man may have killed that Asian hooker, but look at the bright side, he just helped stop the spread of herpimonosiphoaids!

2) When it comes down to drinking, Ghetto Man prefers tequila.

3) Don't roll a blunt without inviting Ghetto Man.

4) Help Ghetto Man control the gang activity in his ghetto by donating to the Ghettoist Church today!
by GhettoMan420 May 5, 2010
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